Very Funny Sayings on Love

I came across  an awesome love quotes collection while randomly surfing and and I was immediately hooked. There is a large number of interesting funny quotes dealing with the different aspects of relationships. And the quotes are from a many sources including famous authors, poets, books, movies, and songs. If you have had your share of relationships and had experienced the ups and downs of love and romance, you will find a gem here..
Here are few interesting selections that I really liked:
Every time I date a man I think: Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?  (RITA RUDNER )
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman! (MARGARET THATCHER )
Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street bald And still think they are beautiful! (MURPHY'S LAWS OF SEX)
John: 'I don't believe in love.' Chris: 'So what are you looking for?' John: 'Love.' Chris: 'You just said you didn't believe in love.' John: 'Well I don't believe in Unicorns either, but it would still be cool to have one...'  (JOHN MEDINGER & CHRIS COFFEN )
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children.  (MURPHY'S LAWS OF SEX)
Human conception typically involves a chaotic dash by tens of millions of sperm seeking a path to a single egg. Some researchers believe that so many sperm are required because not one of them will stop to ask for directions! (MURPHY'S LAWS OF SEX)
A man can be happy with any woman As long as he doesn't love her (MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX)
I know happy couples... But I think they lie to each other (From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE)
Just because I have rice on my clothes Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. (PHYLLIS DILLER )
NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does. FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does! (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell (JOAN CRAWFORD )
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy! We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist! (From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS)
EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.  (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)